Custom chat bots for small businesses that charm, engage, and convert leads with whimsy.
(Because if you let the bots handle the robotic stuff, your team can focus on what humans do best, ya know?)
While you’re sleeping, a custom chatbot could…
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Protect your time! Automate lead qualification with a charming gatekeeper (read: custom chatbot), that dynamically engages and segments leads based on your specific criteria.
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Imagine a cheerful concierge who's always there to book your calls and manage appointments.
Your chatbot makes scheduling as easy as pie, ensuring no more missed connections!
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Got questions? Your chatbot has answers! Always ready to help, it provides quick and accurate responses, keeping your customers informed and happy—anytime, day or night.
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Your chatbot can be programmed as the ultimate fun and friendly salesperson who helps visitors pick the perfect product for any occasion.
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Your chatbot isn't just a conversation starter; it's a network builder too! It can use your brand voice to invite visitors to stay in touch, helping you grow your email list with aligned buyers.
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Trust is key, and your chatbot is here to build it by being consistently helpful and reliable. It’s like having a dependable friend who always represents your brand with joy and integrity.
“Our chatbot saves my team hours a day”
“I thought customs chatbots were just for large businesses, but Oscar, our virtual casting assistant chatbot, is affordable and cut our inbound FAQs by 40% and regularly saves my team hours a day.”
Jenny @ Jenny Alison Casting
And we all know when we’re talking to a bot, so… why not have fun with it?
Raymond, The Hotel Cat-Cierge
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“Meowdy! I'm Raymond, the hotel cat-cierge. While the hotel humans are away making sure our guests have a purr-fect stay, I'm here to help you book your own paw-some moments. What can I help you with?”
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IRL Raymond is a real cat who lives at East Austin Hotel, but online he’s the chief “cat-cierge” offering top notch service and saving the hotel humans hours per day.
Raymond, The Hotel Cat-Cierge
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“Meowdy! I'm Raymond, the hotel cat-cierge. While the hotel humans are away making sure our guests have a purr-fect stay, I'm here to help you book your own paw-some moments. What can I help you with?”
😺
IRL Raymond is a real cat who lives at East Austin Hotel, but online he’s the chief “cat-cierge” offering top notch service and saving the hotel humans hours per day.
Raymond, The Hotel Cat-Cierge
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“Meowdy! I'm Raymond, the hotel cat-cierge. While the hotel humans are away making sure our guests have a purr-fect stay, I'm here to help you book your own paw-some moments. What can I help you with?”
😺
IRL Raymond is a real cat who lives at East Austin Hotel, but online he’s the chief “cat-cierge” offering top notch service and saving the hotel humans hours per day.
And we all know when we’re talking to a bot, so…
why not have fun with it?
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Raymond, The Hotel Cat-cierge
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“Meowdy! I'm Raymond, the hotel cat-cierge. While the hotel humans are away making sure our guests have a purr-fect stay, I'm here to help you book your own paw-some moments. What can I help you with?”
😺
IRL Raymond is a real cat who lives at East Austin Hotel, but online he’s the chief “cat-cierge” offering top notch service and saving the hotel humans hours per day.
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Oscar, The Casting Assistant
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“Hi, I’m Oscar! Before you email the team (they get hundreds of inquiries per week 😅), try asking me first — I might have the answer you're looking for.”
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Jenny Alison Casting receives hundreds of inquiries weekly, and her new digital assistant saves her team hours per day.
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Miss Turdie
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“Don’t worry, dear! Miss Turdie is here. Go on and tell me, what’s broke?”
→ Plumbing
→ Heat / Air Conditioning
→ Other
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Your brand voice is better than any generic AI. Also, the bar for customer support chatbots is in hell, so if yours can be accurate, helpful, and delightful? 10/10 customer experience.
How it works
Bot build + test
When you’re ready to roll, we’ll send over a simple contract and invoice (projects start at $1,500). That includes:
Full custom chatbot build
First month of hosting
4 weeks of unlimited support
Once payment is processed, you’ll be added to our short waitlist (usually 2–3 weeks). From there, we’ll build your bot in just a few days, then spend a few more testing and fine-tuning with your team before it goes live.
Free consultation
Click here to schedule a quick, zero-pressure call.
We’re a small business too and believe real conversations with humans make better bots. Let’s chat “face to face” (via Zoom) about your goals, your brand voice, and how a chatbot could help you and your business.
Monthly support
Your chatbot comes with a live-updating chat archive spreadsheet. Review at your convenience and tag our team when you have notes or questions.
Month 1: Unlimited email and Zoom support to fine-tune voice, behavior, and performance.
After that: Ongoing hosting + support starts at just $50/month.