Custom chat bots for small businesses that charm, engage, and convert leads with whimsy.

(Because if you let the bots handle the robotic stuff, your team can focus on what humans do best, ya know?)

Even while you’re offline, your custom chatbot could…

  • Your chatbot can be programmed as the ultimate fun and friendly salesperson who helps visitors pick the perfect product for any occasion.

  • Got questions? Your chatbot has answers! Always ready to help, it provides quick and accurate responses, keeping your customers informed and happy—anytime, day or night.

  • Imagine a cheerful concierge who's always there to book your calls and manage appointments.

    Your chatbot makes scheduling seamless and ensures no more missed connections!

  • Whether you’re a hotel, Airbnb, or traditional b&b, having a hyper local virtual concierge is sure to enhance their experience and rating ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

  • Protect your time! Automate lead qualification with a charming gatekeeper (read: custom chatbot), that dynamically engages and segments leads based on your specific criteria.

  • Trust is key, and your chatbot is here to build it by being consistently helpful and reliable. It’s like having a dependable friend who always represents your brand with joy and integrity.

“Our chatbot saves my team hours a day”

“I thought customs chatbots were just for large businesses, but Oscar, our virtual casting assistant chatbot, is affordable and cut our inbound FAQs by 40% and regularly saves my team hours a day.”

Jenny @ Jenny Alison Casting

And we all know when we’re talking to a bot, so…

why not have fun with it?

  • Raymond, The Hotel Cat-cierge

    💬

    “Meowdy! I'm Raymond, the hotel cat-cierge. While the hotel humans are away making sure our guests have a purr-fect stay, I'm here to help you book your own paw-some moments. What can I help you with?”

    😺

    IRL Raymond is a cat who lives at East Austin Hotel, but online he’s the chief “cat-cierge” offering top notch service without a wait time.

  • Oscar, The Casting Assistant

    💬

    “Hi, I’m Oscar! Before you email the team (they get hundreds of inquiries per week 😅), try asking me first — I might have the answer you're looking for.”

    🤖

    Jenny Alison Casting receives hundreds of inquiries weekly, and her new digital assistant saves her team hours per day. Oscar reduced her inbound FAQs by 40%.

  • Miss Turdie

    💬

    “Don’t worry, dear! Miss Turdie is here. Go on and tell me, what’s broke?”

    → Plumbing

    → Heat / Air Conditioning

    → Other

    💩

    Your brand voice is better than any generic AI. Also, the bar for customer support chatbots is in the toilet, so if yours can be accurate, helpful, and delightful? 10/10 customer experience.

Book a *zero pressure* complimentary consultation

How it works

1. Free consultation

No strings attached.

We’re a small biz too and hate high-pressure sales! Book a quick Zoom call so we can chat about your goals, brand voice, and how a chatbot could save you time and grow your biz.

2. Beta bot build

Try before you buy.

We’ll build and share a working beta version of your custom chatbot without an invoice or any pressure. We want you to have a chance to test it, ask questions, and feel confident before committing.

3. Go time

Let’s make it official.

When you’re ready, we’ll send over a simple contract and invoice. Projects start at $1500 and include:

  • Your custom chatbot

  • Installation support

  • 1 month of hosting + unlimited support

4. Full build + testing

Cue the 90s makeover montage music.

We’ll polish the voice, behavior, and flow based on your feedback. You’ll get access to a chat archive spreadsheet and unlimited tweaks for the first month.

5. Launch

It’s showtime, baby.

We’ll send you a short, custom code snippet to install on your site. If you need help, we’re happy to walk you through it.

6. Ongoing support

We’re not going anywhere.

After launch, enjoy a full month of unlimited support to fine-tune anything. After that, our monthly hosting and support fees start at $50/mo.

Ready for a custom chatbot to start working for you?

Frequently Asked Questions

  • We build custom, conversational chatbots designed specifically for small businesses. They're friendly, helpful, live right on your website and are ready to answer questions, capture leads, and even book appointments.

  • It’s simple and stress-free. You fill out a short form to book a call, and we’ll hop on Zoom to learn more about your business and goals. We’ll gather any extra info we need, set a delivery date, and within a few rounds of revisions, your chatbot is ready to go live. Sometimes it all happens in just a few days!

  • Our chatbots start at $1500 and we offer flexible ongoing support pricing based on your needs:

    • $50/month – Includes hosting, unlimited edits submitted through a shared Google Sheet.

    • $100/month – Includes everything above plus one strategy call per month—great for evolving offers or brainstorming new chatbot flows.

    • Custom tiers are available if you need more hands-on collaboration or want multiple bots. Let’s chat!

  • Absolutely. We’ll pitch a few ideas, but ultimately you choose the personality and tone (friendly? formal? funny?), the behavior, and even specific responses. We’ll work with you to make sure it sounds just like your brand.

  • We build and host your chatbot through Zapier and it runs directly on your website. We If your site allows custom code injections (most do), you’re good to go.

  • Yes! Every conversation is automatically saved to a private Google Sheet that you have full access to. You can even tag us in the sheet if you want edits or have questions.

  • Yep. It can collect names, emails, and other info—and even help visitors book calls or appointments, depending on your setup.

  • If your website lets you add custom code (which most do), we can install it. Behind the scenes, the chatbot can integrate with hundreds of tools via Zapier, including email platforms, CRMs, calendars, and more.

  • Turnaround is usually less than a week. If we’re booked up, we might have a short waitlist of 2–3 weeks—but we’ll let you know right away.

  • All conversation data is handled securely through Google Sheets and Zapier. We never share or sell your info (or your customers’). If you have privacy or compliance concerns, let us know and we’ll walk you through it.